This was a tough prompt, particularly as two people already did "jumbo shrimp" and I couldn't use the obvious subjects of anything political or religious. But I scoured my cupboards and came up with packaged salad dressing. Unfortunately, I thought it said "Artificially crafted" and "All Natural". Nope; it said "Artfully crafted." Sigh - so I need new glasses.
Here is my second attempt--an ebook of Restless in the Grave.